Jellybeanisms

Jellybean is a very sharp, very cheeky, hilariously clever two-almost-three year old.

Here are some of his more recent awesomes.

Last night he toddled through to the lounge when he was meant to be in bed;
"Jellybean, why aren't you in bed?"
"I just wanted to check if I wanted a cuddle. Actually I do!"

His Daddy was getting him ready for a bath;
"When I am in my bath you should cry Mummy"
"Cry!? Why?"
"Because you miss me so much, of course! I won't be long though. Silly Mummy."

"Jellybean, you're so literal."
"Daddy, you're so big-rul"

"Mummy, Daddy, I am just off to my work. I will be home later, so you be good, ok?"
(seconds later)
"Silly me, I do not go to work, I go to play, YOU go to work! Then you buy me nice things. Can we go to the shops?"

"Actually tesco is not my favourite shop. Asda is my favourite shop. Take me to asda now please?"

I love him :-)

"turn that camera off now, Mummy. I am trying to watch Pingu and it is my favourite show and you are putting me off. I do not want to say cheese right now actually."